A tall tale Im so hungry ?

im so hungrey that my friend and i went to the mall looking threw the mall.and i felt that i was so hungry that i can eat a pig by myself.i was about to eat the pig allive when he started to talk to me telling me to let him go that his girl was expecting a babypig i felt bad but i was hungry at the time i felt like i havent ate in 2 years . so there for i decided to let him go and just ate a pizza for myself